I was just wondering...

... why the 'active ingredient' (ie completely-made-up-not-active-ingredient-at-all) in Activia yoghurts had changed from 'Bifidus Digestivum', in a mere matter of months, to 'Bifidus Actiregularis'. Stupid wankers. Who are they kidding? (Answer: 10 million bloated, dim-witted and gullible housewives, that's who). I'm hoping to launch my own range of diet yoghurts in the near future, containing the active ingredient 'Fuckingstupidus tackyarsehole'