If this isn't on the market, it SHOULD be...

I'm seriously going to trademark this. Come on – every busy housewife or business executive would snap this up in a second. And you know it.

Maoam - Better than sex

I'm currently eating many bags of Maoam Stripes a week. It's probably killing me but hey, with that amount of fruity, juicy ungoodness, who cares? I don't even smoke anymore, so up yours!

Do you think Heath Ledger liked Maoam too?
(PS My mate calls him Keith Leisure)