Coke and a BJ anyone?

Well of COURSE it was him. (Princess Anne notwithstanding)

Pervy old closet-case Viscount Linley is keeping tight-lipped.
But just how bisexual are those teeth?

And, please. A furniture designer??
Wikipedia has this to say about him:
Lord Linley is a manufacturer of furniture, upholstery, and interior design products known for their neoclassical appearance, dramatic use of inlaid woods, and attractiveness to high-profile clients such as Oprah Winfrey, for whom he designed a desk.

You're not foolin anyone, Dave.

I HEART EMAIL...

Because of beauties like THIS in my inbox today:

Hello!!! My name is Konstantin. I want to get acquainted with the good person for real relations. If I am interesting to you you can to write to me on mine E-mail: ********@gmail.com
I with impatience shall wait for your letter.

Yup. I've always wanted a boyfriend who eats pickled cabbage and can build me a front wall.