Coke and a BJ anyone?

Well of COURSE it was him. (Princess Anne notwithstanding)

Pervy old closet-case Viscount Linley is keeping tight-lipped.
But just how bisexual are those teeth?

And, please. A furniture designer??
Wikipedia has this to say about him:
Lord Linley is a manufacturer of furniture, upholstery, and interior design products known for their neoclassical appearance, dramatic use of inlaid woods, and attractiveness to high-profile clients such as Oprah Winfrey, for whom he designed a desk.

You're not foolin anyone, Dave.

I HEART EMAIL...

Because of beauties like THIS in my inbox today:

Hello!!! My name is Konstantin. I want to get acquainted with the good person for real relations. If I am interesting to you you can to write to me on mine E-mail: ********@gmail.com
I with impatience shall wait for your letter.

Yup. I've always wanted a boyfriend who eats pickled cabbage and can build me a front wall.

Royal blackmail target revealed...?

I can exclusively reveal that the coke-snorting, legs-in-the-air dirtbox subject to the recent blackmail attempt is... Princess Anne!

(possibly)

Nadine Baggott...Everyone: Who?

Who exactly the frig is Nadine Baggott?
Why does she think we might have heard of her (or give a shite)?
and what the frig are pentapeptides? (if not another expensive form of Polyfilla for desperate saggy-skinned old hags).

Welcum!

Well hello there! If you liked nothing better than scuttling into your mum's bedroom to read her copy of Reader's Digest on her bedside table in the 1970s, you might like this 'blog'. Even if you didn't, you still might. Is it.